4 months ago | 10,514 notesWhat if Aladdin always looked like that
What if
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I ALREADY LOST MY SHIT THE FIRST TIME I SAW THE ORIGINAL AND I HOPED IT WOULD JUST GO AWAY FODARO@UAPESKFWASPPWAPOSDGPHPTSPF
fuCK
4 months ago | 183,478 notesTHIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS TYRONEshit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
Get yo shit together Tyrone.
I found this picture and the comments people made way more amusing than I should’ve
DAMMIT TYRONE DON’T YOU KNOW WE IN A RECESSION?!
- Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
- Me: lol
3rd grade
4 months ago | 117,886 notes
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what?
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- YOU GOT ME SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
- Teacher : What comes after 69?
- Student : Mouthwash
- Teacher : Get out
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